Halloween proper. Bay View went full haunted house — every porch decorated, every bar hosting a costume night, the twelve-foot skeleton on the next block wearing a Santa hat because Milwaukee doesn't observe seasonal boundaries.
I didn't dress up (I'm twenty-two going on forty, apparently) but I did hand out candy at the apartment building's door and I made caramel apples for the kids in the building. Real caramel apples — homemade caramel from scratch, which requires a candy thermometer, an unreasonable amount of stirring, and the acceptance that you will burn yourself at least once. I dipped Honeycrisp apples in the caramel, rolled them in crushed peanuts, and set them on wax paper to cool. They were gorgeous. The kids went feral. One kid licked his apple three times and then asked for another one. I gave it to him because I'm not a monster.
At the brewery, I'm starting to think about what the column should be next year. The monthly format has been working — each piece tells a story through food — but I want to do something bigger. A longer piece. A series, maybe. Something that traces the full arc of Polish-American food in Milwaukee: from the immigrants who brought the recipes to the grandmothers who preserved them to the kids like me who are trying to carry them forward. It would take months of research. Interviews. History. I don't know if Milwaukee Eats would publish something that ambitious, but I want to try.
Made something experimental this week: Polish-Korean fusion tacos. Kielbasa, kimchi, pickled radish, a gochujang mayo, on a small corn tortilla. The idea came from two of my favorite things colliding — Polish sausage and Korean heat. The result was unexpected and excellent: the kielbasa's garlic and smoke paired beautifully with the funky, spicy kimchi. The gochujang mayo was the bridge between two cuisines that have more in common than you'd think (fermentation, cabbage, spice, stubbornness).
I brought them to the brewery taproom on Friday. The bartender tried one and said, "What is this?" I said, "Poland meets Korea." He said, "They should meet more often." Agreed.
November is coming. Thanksgiving, Dad's birthday, the approach of Christmas. The cooking season. My season.
The bartender’s reaction Friday night—“They should meet more often”—stuck with me all weekend, and it got me thinking about the broader logic behind that kielbasa-and-kimchi collision: smoke, garlic, fermented funk, and heat are a universal language. These hoisin meatball lettuce wraps live in that same spirit—savory, glossy, a little sticky, wrapped in something cool and crisp to cut the richness—and they’re the recipe I keep coming back to when I want that same “wait, why does this work so well?” moment at the table. If the fusion tacos were the revelation, consider this the road-tested weeknight version.
Hoisin Meatball Lettuce Wraps
Prep Time: 20 min | Cook Time: 15 min | Total Time: 35 min | Servings: 4 (about 3 wraps each)
Ingredients
- 1 lb ground pork
- 1/4 cup breadcrumbs
- 1 egg, lightly beaten
- 3 cloves garlic, minced (divided)
- 1 tsp fresh ginger, grated
- 2 green onions, thinly sliced (divided)
- 1 tsp sesame oil
- 1/2 tsp kosher salt
- 1/4 tsp black pepper
- 1 tbsp vegetable oil
- 1/3 cup hoisin sauce
- 1 tbsp soy sauce
- 1 tbsp rice vinegar
- 1 tsp chili-garlic sauce or sriracha
- 12 large butter or Bibb lettuce leaves
- 1/2 cup shredded carrots
- 1/4 cup fresh cilantro leaves
- 1 tbsp sesame seeds, for garnish
Instructions
- Mix the meatballs. In a large bowl, combine ground pork, breadcrumbs, egg, half the garlic, ginger, half the green onions, sesame oil, salt, and pepper. Mix until just combined—do not overwork. Roll into 1-inch balls (you should get about 24).
- Brown the meatballs. Heat vegetable oil in a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add meatballs in a single layer and cook, turning occasionally, until browned on all sides and cooked through, about 10–12 minutes. Transfer to a plate.
- Build the glaze. Reduce heat to medium. Add remaining garlic to the pan and cook 30 seconds until fragrant. Stir in hoisin sauce, soy sauce, rice vinegar, and chili-garlic sauce. Cook 1 minute until the glaze thickens slightly.
- Coat the meatballs. Return meatballs to the skillet and toss to coat evenly in the hoisin glaze. Cook 1–2 minutes more until the glaze clings and is glossy.
- Assemble the wraps. Arrange lettuce leaves on a serving platter. Place 2 meatballs in each leaf. Top with shredded carrots, remaining green onions, and cilantro leaves. Sprinkle with sesame seeds and serve immediately.
Nutrition (per serving)
Calories: 320 | Protein: 22g | Fat: 18g | Carbs: 16g | Fiber: 2g | Sodium: 780mg
About the cook who shared this
Jake Kowalski
Week 188 of Jake’s 30-year story
· Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Jake is a twenty-nine-year-old brewery worker, newlywed, and proud Polish-American from Milwaukee's Bay View neighborhood. He didn't start cooking until his grandmother Babcia Helen passed away and left behind a stack of grease-stained recipe cards. Now he makes pierogi from scratch, smokes meats on a balcony smoker his landlord pretends not to notice, and writes for guys who want to cook good food but don't know a roux from a rub.