Brayden turned five. September 18, 2026. Kindergartener. A boy with a backpack and a lunchbox and a best friend named Tyler who eats the cookie from Brayden's lunch (with permission — Brayden is generous, especially with cookies). He's easy — cheerful, social, unbothered by the things that keep me up at night. He doesn't worry about money. He doesn't count costs. He just lives, in the large, unexamined way that five-year-olds live, and I protect that largeness fiercely because I lost mine at eleven when the tornado came.
Chocolate cake. Third year requesting it. The boy has a palate and a preference and both of them point to chocolate. I made a three-layer chocolate cake with chocolate buttercream — the KitchenAid mixer makes this possible, the layers are even, the frosting is smooth, and the cake looks like something from a bakery, which is my highest compliment to myself. Total cost: $6.20 for a three-layer cake that would cost $30 at a bakery. I posted the breakdown. The blog readers requested the recipe. I gave them the recipe because recipes are meant to be shared, not hoarded. Hoarding recipes is like hoarding love — it defeats the purpose.
Backyard party again. Twenty kids from kindergarten (twenty! Brayden knows twenty kids! I knew three people at five and two of them were my parents!). Hot dogs, chips, juice boxes, cake. Total party cost: $42 for twenty-five people (twenty kids plus five parents who stayed). I ran around the yard with a spatula in one hand and a juice box in the other and Dustin manned the grill and Harper read a book on the porch (she is unbothered by parties, preferring books to people, which is a valid choice that I respect even as I worry about it slightly).
After the party, after the friends left, after the yard was picked up: family dinner. Just us. Chicken and rice bake. "The best thing in the world," Brayden said, five candles worth of old. It is. It might be.
Brayden’s chocolate buttercream three-layer was the star of the party — and it should be, because he earned it — but the recipe I keep coming back to for grown-up gatherings and low-fuss celebrations is this one: Harvey Wallbanger Cake, a retro bundt that tastes like someone put a cocktail party inside a dessert. It’s the cake I make when I want to look like I tried without spending three hours leveling layers, and at well under ten dollars for a cake that feeds sixteen, it fits exactly the math I run on every party I throw. If you’re hosting a crowd and need something that disappears fast, this is it.
Harvey Wallbanger Cake
Prep Time: 15 minutes | Cook Time: 50 minutes | Total Time: 1 hour 5 minutes | Servings: 16
Ingredients
- 1 box (15.25 oz) yellow cake mix
- 1 box (3.4 oz) instant vanilla pudding mix
- 4 large eggs
- 1/2 cup vegetable oil
- 1/2 cup orange juice
- 1/4 cup Galliano liqueur
- 1/4 cup vodka
- Butter and flour for greasing the pan
- For the glaze:
- 1 cup powdered sugar, sifted
- 2 tablespoons orange juice
- 1 tablespoon Galliano liqueur
- 1 teaspoon orange zest (optional)
Instructions
- Preheat and prep. Preheat oven to 350°F. Generously butter and flour a 10- to 12-cup bundt pan, making sure to coat all the grooves. Tap out any excess flour.
- Mix the batter. In a large bowl, combine the yellow cake mix and instant vanilla pudding mix. Add the eggs, vegetable oil, orange juice, Galliano, and vodka. Beat with a hand mixer or stand mixer on medium speed for 2 minutes until the batter is smooth and well combined.
- Bake. Pour the batter evenly into the prepared bundt pan. Bake for 45–50 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean and the top is golden. The cake will pull slightly away from the sides of the pan when done.
- Cool. Let the cake cool in the pan on a wire rack for 15 minutes. Run a thin knife or offset spatula around the edges and center tube, then invert onto the wire rack. Allow to cool completely before glazing, at least 30 additional minutes.
- Make the glaze. Whisk together the powdered sugar, orange juice, and Galliano in a small bowl until smooth. The glaze should be thick enough to coat a spoon but still pourable. Add orange zest if using and stir to combine.
- Glaze and serve. Once the cake is fully cooled, transfer to a serving plate. Drizzle the glaze over the top, letting it run down the sides naturally. Allow the glaze to set for 10 minutes before slicing.
Nutrition (per serving)
Calories: 310 | Protein: 3g | Fat: 13g | Carbs: 44g | Fiber: 0g | Sodium: 290mg