Easy Confetti Pie

Week 538. Year 11. Tommy is 44. The Fourth of July cookout on Claycut Drive — the annual institution, the neighborhood gathering, the brisket or the hog or the ribs on the pit and the thirty or forty people in the driveway and Carl at the door and the sparklers at dusk. Colette (17) in college/nursing school. The summer is loud and hot and full.

Made smoked chicken this week — the kind of food that fills the house with the smell of Louisiana and the knowledge that whoever walks through the door is walking into a home where the stove is on and the food is ready and the welcome is unconditional. The meal was the day. The day was the meal. Both were good. Come eat, cher.

The small union-electrician role at the small IBEW Local 995 in Baton Rouge continues to be the small career-spine. The small thirty-year-Local-995-membership has built the small senior-electrician-status. The small commercial-construction-projects are the small steady-work in the small Baton-Rouge-Industrial-Corridor.

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The smoked chicken was the anchor — the thing that brought thirty or forty people through that door on the Fourth and kept them there — but a cookout on Claycut Drive with sparklers at dusk and Colette home before nursing school calls her back deserves something that looks like a celebration on a plate. This Easy Confetti Pie is exactly that: bright, a little ridiculous in the best way, and gone before the fireworks are over. Maw-Maw Beaumont would have approved of anything that made people smile at the table, and this one does the job.

Prep Time: 15 minutes | Cook Time: 0 minutes | Total Time: 15 minutes + 2 hours chilling | Servings: 8

Ingredients

1 pre-made graham cracker pie crust (9-inch)
8 oz cream cheese, softened
1 cup powdered sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
8 oz whipped topping (such as Cool Whip), thawed
1/2 cup rainbow sprinkles (jimmies), plus more for topping
1/4 cup white chocolate chips (optional)

Instructions

Make the filling. In a large bowl, beat the softened cream cheese with an electric mixer until smooth and fluffy, about 2 minutes. Add the powdered sugar and vanilla extract and beat again until fully combined and no lumps remain.
Fold in the whipped topping. Using a rubber spatula, gently fold the whipped topping into the cream cheese mixture until just combined — don’t overmix or you’ll lose the light texture.
Add the confetti. Fold in the 1/2 cup rainbow sprinkles and white chocolate chips if using. Work quickly; sprinkles will begin to bleed color if stirred too long.
Fill the crust. Spoon the filling into the graham cracker crust and smooth the top with an offset spatula or the back of a spoon.
Top and chill. Scatter additional sprinkles over the top for a festive finish. Cover loosely and refrigerate for at least 2 hours, or overnight, until the filling is set and slices cleanly.
Serve. Slice with a sharp knife wiped clean between cuts. Serve cold straight from the refrigerator — especially important on a hot Louisiana Fourth of July.

Nutrition (per serving)

Easy Confetti Pie — The Fourth of July Deserves Something That Looks Like Sparklers on a Plate