Twenty-two weeks. Jessica is in the second trimester sweet spot — past the nausea, not yet to the third-trimester discomfort, eating well, sleeping okay (except for the bathroom trips, which she describes as "running a shuttle service for a tenant who doesn't pay rent"). She looks beautiful. I tell her this. She says "I look like I swallowed a basketball." These things are not mutually exclusive.
Competition number two of the year: the Mesa Grill Fest. Pork ribs category this time — I want to sharpen my weakest competition category. Ribs are tricky because everyone makes ribs and everyone thinks their ribs are the best, which means the judges have eaten ten thousand racks and are looking for the one that surprises them. You can't win with good ribs. You need extraordinary ribs.
I did a three-two-one method with a twist: the first three hours of smoke were at a lower temperature than usual (225 instead of 275), which gave the meat more time to absorb flavor before the bark set. The wrap phase included apple juice and a thin layer of honey — not enough to make it sweet, just enough to add a glaze underneath the bark. The final hour was unwrapped with a light brush of my competition sauce (ancho chile, brown sugar, apple cider vinegar, a touch of Mexican chocolate). The result was ribs that had a deep smoke flavor, a slight sweetness, and a mahogany bark that cracked with a bite.
Fourth place. Not what I wanted. The judges' notes said my flavor profile was excellent but my tenderness was slightly overdone — the meat was falling off the bone, which in backyard cooking is desired but in competition is a flaw. Competition ribs should come clean with a bite — a tug, a pull, a clean separation. Mine were too soft. I overcooled in the wrap phase. I know exactly what happened and I know exactly how to fix it: reduce the wrap time from two hours to ninety minutes. Next time.
Sofia spent the competition day with my parents. She came home with green chile stew on her shirt (my mom's, no doubt) and a drawing of what she said was "Daddy's fire truck" but which looked more like a rectangle with wheels being attacked by orange triangles. Fire trucks are hard to draw when you're two. I told her it was the best fire truck I'd ever seen. I meant it. In my locker at Station 19, the art gallery grows.
Fourth place stings, but here’s the thing — the judges said my flavor profile was excellent, which means the sauce did its job. The tenderness is a timing fix I already know how to make; the sauce is something I want to keep. I’ve been refining this one for two seasons now: Dr Pepper for depth and a quiet sweetness, dried ancho chiles for that earthy, low-heat smoke, and a small hit of Mexican chocolate that rounds everything out without announcing itself. It’s the kind of sauce that’s better the second day, which is fine, because between Jessica’s cravings and Sofia’s dinner opinions, there’s always a second day.
Dr Pepper BBQ Sauce (Ancho — Chocolate Competition Style)
Prep Time: 10 min | Cook Time: 25 min | Total Time: 35 min | Servings: 16 (2 tablespoons each; yields approximately 2 cups)
Ingredients
- 1 can (12 oz) Dr Pepper
- 1 cup ketchup
- 2 dried ancho chiles, stemmed, seeded, and torn into pieces
- 2 oz Mexican chocolate (such as Ibarra), roughly chopped
- 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
- 1/4 cup packed dark brown sugar
- 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
- 1 tablespoon smoked paprika
- 1 teaspoon garlic powder
- 1 teaspoon onion powder
- 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt, plus more to taste
- 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
- 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
Instructions
- Rehydrate the anchos. In a small saucepan over medium heat, combine the torn ancho chile pieces with 1/2 cup of the Dr Pepper. Bring to a simmer, remove from heat, and let steep for 8 minutes until the chiles are softened. Transfer the chiles and liquid to a blender and puree until smooth. Set aside.
- Build the base. In a medium saucepan over medium heat, combine the remaining Dr Pepper, ketchup, apple cider vinegar, brown sugar, and Worcestershire sauce. Stir to combine and bring to a gentle simmer.
- Add the ancho puree. Stir in the blended ancho mixture, smoked paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, black pepper, and cayenne. Stir well and return to a low simmer.
- Add the chocolate. Reduce heat to low. Add the chopped Mexican chocolate and stir continuously until fully melted and incorporated, about 2 minutes. Do not let the sauce boil after adding the chocolate.
- Simmer and reduce. Continue cooking on low, stirring occasionally, for 15 to 18 minutes until the sauce thickens enough to coat the back of a spoon. It will deepen to a mahogany color.
- Taste and adjust. Season with additional salt if needed. For more heat, add cayenne in 1/8-teaspoon increments. For a thinner brushing sauce, stir in a tablespoon of warm water.
- Cool and store. Remove from heat and let cool to room temperature before using as a rib glaze. Store in a sealed jar in the refrigerator for up to 2 weeks. Flavor improves on day two.
Nutrition (per serving)
Calories: 62 | Protein: 0g | Fat: 1g | Carbs: 14g | Fiber: 1g | Sodium: 178mg