Crab Stuffed Jalapeños

Week 549. Year 11. Tommy is 44. Fall. Hunting season approaching. The gumbo cravings starting. LSU football on the TV with Rémy on the couch arguing plays. Colette (17) in college/nursing school. The season turning, the roux darkening, the days getting shorter in a way that makes the kitchen brighter by contrast.

Made venison backstrap this week — the kind of food that fills the house with the smell of Louisiana and the knowledge that whoever walks through the door is walking into a home where the stove is on and the food is ready and the welcome is unconditional. The meal was the day. The day was the meal. Both were good. The bayou runs on.

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The backstrap was resting on the counter, hunting season was knocking at the door, and Rémy had opinions about the LSU offensive line that weren’t going to wait — which meant I needed something I could put on the table fast, something with a little Cajun fire to match the energy in the room. Crab stuffed jalapeños are that thing for us: they’re Maw-Maw Beaumont’s Louisiana in a single bite, they come together while the game clock runs, and they disappear off the tray before anyone notices they’re gone. This is fall in Baton Rouge — rich, warm, a little spicy, and exactly right.

Prep Time: 20 min | Cook Time: 20 min | Total Time: 40 min | Servings: 8 (about 24 pieces)

Ingredients

12 large jalapeño peppers, halved lengthwise, seeds and membranes removed
8 oz cream cheese, softened
6 oz lump crab meat, drained and picked over for shells
1/4 cup sharp cheddar cheese, shredded, plus more for topping
2 tablespoons mayonnaise
1 tablespoon Creole or whole-grain mustard
1 teaspoon Cajun seasoning
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoon onion powder
1 tablespoon fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped
Salt and black pepper to taste
Cooking spray or light olive oil, for the pan

Instructions

Preheat. Heat your oven to 375°F. Line a half-sheet baking pan with foil and give it a light coat of cooking spray.
Prep the peppers. Halve each jalapeño lengthwise and use a small spoon to scrape out the seeds and membrane. Arrange the halves cut-side up on the prepared pan, fitting them snugly so they hold their filling.
Make the filling. In a medium bowl, beat the softened cream cheese until smooth. Add the crab meat, cheddar, mayonnaise, Creole mustard, Cajun seasoning, garlic powder, onion powder, and parsley. Fold gently so the crab stays in pieces. Season with salt and pepper and taste — it should have a little heat and a little richness.
Fill. Spoon the crab mixture generously into each jalapeño half, mounding it slightly. Scatter a pinch of extra cheddar over the tops.
Bake. Slide the pan into the oven and bake 18–20 minutes, until the filling is set, lightly golden on top, and the peppers have softened but still hold their shape.
Finish and serve. Let the stuffed jalapeños cool on the pan for 5 minutes — the filling stays hot. Transfer to a platter and serve immediately. A cold Louisiana beer alongside is not optional.

Nutrition (per serving)

Crab Stuffed Jalapeños — The Kind of Thing You Put Out When LSU’s on and the Season’s Turning