Wyatt turned two. November 12, 2026. My quiet boy, my observer, the child who approaches the world like a scientist approaches a specimen: carefully, deliberately, with enormous patience and very few words. At two, Wyatt says approximately fifteen words, which is below the "average" that the baby books describe but above the threshold that the pediatrician considers concerning. He says: Mama, Dada, Nana (Linda), eat, more, no, yes, book (he picked this up from Harper), Biscuit (his first full name), up, down, hot, shoe, and two phrases — "all done" and "uh oh."
His smash cake approach: unchanged from last year. Methodical deconstruction. Cream cheese frosting, removed layer by layer, tasted, approved. Cake interior, examined, consumed in small pieces. Brayden, who is now six, tried to demonstrate proper smashing technique. Wyatt watched Brayden smash a piece of his own cake and then looked at his own cake and continued the methodical approach. My boys are different species. One is a jackhammer. The other is a jeweler. Both are mine.
The party was small: family only. Wyatt doesn't like crowds (he tolerates them — he doesn't like them). So it was us, Mama, Roy, Gary, Linda, Cody, Jessica, Colton. The backyard, the grill, the usual. Wyatt spent most of the party sitting in the garden bed, examining the dead tomato vines with the same intensity he applies to everything. What he sees in dead vines, I don't know. But he sees something. He always sees something.
Every year I tell myself the smash cake is enough dessert, and every year I end up making something extra for the adults — because let’s be honest, a six-year-old demolishing his brother’s cake and a toddler methodically dismantling cream cheese frosting does not leave much for the rest of us. This year I made these Blueberry Pie Bars the night before, sliced them into squares while the grill was warming up, and set them out on the table next to the paper plates without any ceremony whatsoever — which felt exactly right for the kind of party Wyatt actually wanted.
Blueberry Pie Bars
Prep Time: 15 minutes | Cook Time: 45 minutes | Total Time: 1 hour (plus cooling) | Servings: 16 bars
Ingredients
- 2 cups all-purpose flour
- 1 cup old-fashioned rolled oats
- 3/4 cup granulated sugar, divided
- 1/2 tsp baking powder
- 1/4 tsp salt
- 3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) cold unsalted butter, cut into small cubes
- 1 large egg yolk
- 3 cups fresh or frozen blueberries
- 2 tbsp cornstarch
- 1 tbsp fresh lemon juice
- 1 tsp lemon zest
- 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
Instructions
- Preheat and prepare. Preheat your oven to 350°F. Line a 9x13-inch baking pan with parchment paper, leaving an overhang on the sides for easy lifting.
- Make the crust and crumble. In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, oats, 1/2 cup of the sugar, baking powder, and salt. Add the cold butter cubes and the egg yolk. Use your fingers or a pastry cutter to work the mixture until it resembles coarse, crumbly sand with some pea-sized butter pieces remaining.
- Press the base layer. Reserve 1 cup of the crumble mixture for the topping. Press the remaining mixture firmly and evenly into the bottom of the prepared pan to form the crust.
- Make the blueberry filling. In a medium bowl, combine the blueberries, remaining 1/4 cup sugar, cornstarch, lemon juice, lemon zest, and vanilla extract. Stir gently until the berries are evenly coated.
- Assemble the bars. Spread the blueberry filling evenly over the pressed crust. Scatter the reserved crumble mixture over the top, distributing it loosely — don’t press it down.
- Bake. Bake for 40–45 minutes, until the top is lightly golden and the blueberry filling is bubbling at the edges. If using frozen blueberries, add 5 minutes to the bake time.
- Cool completely. Let the bars cool in the pan on a wire rack for at least 1 hour before lifting out and slicing. For cleaner cuts, refrigerate for 30 minutes before slicing into 16 squares.
Nutrition (per serving)
Calories: 205 | Protein: 3g | Fat: 9g | Carbs: 29g | Fiber: 1g | Sodium: 85mg